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Know More Media is having a a blogger contest about World Cup Soccer. The idea is to tie World Cup Soccer in with business.

I hate soccer.

I take that back, I like watching my kids play soccer, I hate watching adults play soccer.

What soccer needs is more fighting and I don't mean in the stands, you hooligans. I'm talking about hockey-like fighting, maybe one fight every 10 minutes or so.

Actually what soccer really needs is marketing (*ding* - contest qualified).

Here are four marketing ideas to help improve World Cup Soccer, making it more watchable for American men:

1, Vince McMahon, soccer coach.
2. Hands! - for goodness sake, God gave us a wonderful gift in our hands, why not use them?
3. No more men players, only topless women. At the very least, hot women streakers, I don't want to see any more hairy British guy junk.
4. If men must play, put them in sweatpants.

and a bonus...MORE TOGO!